Cast of Characters

• Pigmaster: A man of many faces - none of them pretty!

Enjoying watercraft.

Bracing for a chilly day in Boston.

Modeling the latest in shower-curtain togas.

Instructing a freshman as to the proper application of shaving cream.

• Barkeep: When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!

Enjoying watercraft.

Basically a shy kind of guy.

Preparing for an entry-level position in the telecommunications industry.

The groom and the second-best man.

• Pigmaster and Family: When they're not burning dead pigs.

Piglet, Pigmistress and Little Squeal

A crooked lighthouse in the Bay

1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish!